Thursday 15 March 2007

Engineering Jokes

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Mechanics Ki Padhai Mein
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mein
Term work Ki Chattie Mein

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Phas Gaya Hai
Campus Interviews Ke Maal Mein
S/W Testing Companies Ki Chaal Mein
Internals Aur Externals Ki Maar Mein

Engineer Woh Hai JoLunch Time Mein Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mein Lunch Karta Hai
3 Am Ko Coding Karte Karte Juice Peeta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Wada Pav Aur Bun Omlette Ke Pyar Mein
Bird watching Ke Vichar Mein
Cd's Ke Collection Mein
Girlfriends Ke Possession Mein

Engineer Wahi Hai Jo
Semester Ke Starting Mein Maze Karta Hai
PL's Mein Hi Padhai Karta Hai
Submissions Hamesha Deadlines Ke Baad Karta Hai
Exams Ke Ek Din Pehele Bhi Orkut Pe Online Milta Ha